Taylor told me a story today that I typed out for your reading pleasure. Without further introduction, I give you:
"The Giants of Natural History" (Yes, he really said this was the name of the story.)
One day there was a big t-rex that had a gun and he wanted to have another gun that was a 6-shooter. But the man said, "You can't have this gun because you can only have one gun. Sorry." And then he went away with a sad, sad kind of look. And then his mommy and babies came and then something happened. The dinosaur went onto the earth that people were on and then he disappeared. The end.
Riveting, wasn't it? This little boy has quite an imagination.